Someone was hitting the bottle this morning

HOCKEY'S OJ SIMPSON: NOT GUILTY!

It was around 3 AM when some odd details coming from the QMI Agency (a Canadian news service) hit the internet last night claiming Sidney Crosby had been arrested in Ottawa on driving related charges. It was just released a hour ago that initial report was a mistake and Crosby isn't even in Canada right now as he's in Colorado preparing for the Penguins trading camp. Unfortunately this Roswell crash in Ottawa has still prevented Crosby from being interesting. 

http://nesn.com/2014/09/sidney-crosby-arrest-report-retracted-by-canadas-qmi-agency/